where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
i wonder if ryan enjoys the multitude of fanworks he gets depicting him brutally murdering his coworkers
he’s a fucking theatre major, he probably prints them all out onto card stock and keeps them in a velvet-covered book that he keeps on the mantleplace
the worst part about this website is getting tired of things 2 weeks before people at school discover them
someone put it into words
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.